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Joke of the Day
"What was Hitler's favorite letter? Not z!"
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"""What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex?"" ""Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak."""
"What should you do when you see a spaceman? Park in it, man."
"What do you call a bear that can't win? A Chicago Bear"
"I found my stolen briefcase pretty quickly... You could say it was a brief case."
"What did the penis say to the testicles? There's a vas deferens between us"
"Just once I want a man to sweep me off my feet and carry me to bed WITHOUT all the groaning, swearing and yelling out ""DEAR GOD MY BACK!"""
"How did Jesus pay for our sins? Pray-Pal"
"I tried being a barber for a while but I just couldn't cut it. Bonus joke: Had to buy a stepladder the other day, I never knew my real ladder."
"I wrote a poem about communism for my English class I had to share it with everyone"