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Joke of the Day
"What did the penis say to the testicles? There's a vas deferens between us"
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"Did you know 50% of Asians in America have cataracts? The other half drive Lincolns"
"I wanted to take up yoga. I contacted a yoga instructor and told him I wanted to be able to do the splits. He said ""what's your flexibility like?"" I said ""I can't do Tuesdays""."
"If the headline just read ""Kanye West Acts Like a Shithead,"" news sites could reuse it over and over again."
"""Nah, you can push the gas. We got seatbelts."" - Paul Walker's last words"
"What belongs in the bank and doesn't exist? My tax refund."
"Teenage son gets academic honors every year in school, yet he can't cut a straight line with a lawnmower. I believe I am being played......"
"In my opinion guys should only us two fragrances of Old Spice deodorant... Fuji or Timber... but that's just my two scents."
"air hand dryers are afraid of people and when you put your hands near them, well, thats them screaming."
"What did the elephant say that was pulled out of a mud pit by the balls? Thank you Mrs. Ball, thank you Mr. Ball. It should be assumed I saw myself out."