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Joke of the Day

"""What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex?"" ""Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak."""

"I drink twice a year.... When it's my birthday, and when it isn't"

"I don't have a dirty mind... I have a sexy imagination!"

"What's the name of the jewish spider? Spidermann"

"What did the accountant do when he was constipated? He worked it out with a pencil."

"I'm an old guy, and I fuck at least 3 super hot girls in their mid 20's every week I'm a student loan collector"

"I like to walk up to strangers and ask, ""Would you take a photo of me?"" If they say yes I hand them a photo of me and walk away."

"[breaks into your house] [steals your shoes] [walks a mile in them] [judges you]"

"[OC] I found a dead bird outside. It smelt fowl."

"Where do you go to meet the best fish? It doesn't matter - any old plaice will do."