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Joke of the Day

"I tried being a barber for a while but I just couldn't cut it. Bonus joke: Had to buy a stepladder the other day, I never knew my real ladder."

"The Indian National Army has anti-gay laws... They call it the law of Don't Ask, Don't Patel."

"Q: What do peroxide blonds and black men have in common? A: They both have black roots."

"A joke about construction... It's still needs work."

"What does a Notre Dame fan do after his team beats the Roll Tide? Turn off the xbox and go to bed..."

"What idiot coined the term ex-fiance Instead of near-Mrs Edit: ex fiancee. I'm not as smart as I thought I was.."

"Is it wrong to hate a certain race? I'm ok with a 5km but really don't like 10km."

"Friend is going bungee jumping so I told him he was born because of a broken rubber and he could die the same way. He didn't laugh..."

"Q: What did the left eye say to the right eye? A: Just between you and me, something smells down there."

"If the next president is white.... That means the entire country went black and successfully went back."