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Joke of the Day
"You need to carry women in your arms; they will climb on your back by themselves."
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"What do you call a Canadian fish with no bones? Phil, eh?"
"I'm sleepier than a cupcake stand. They are tiered... sorry, this joke has too many layers."
"What's one definite outcome from a Drumpf Presidency? Four more years of great South Park!"
"Blacksmith asked, do you have any experience in horseshoeing? ""Yes, I once told a horse to fuck off."""
"I don't always drink tequila but when I do, where the hell are my clothes?"
"What do you call a humpless camel covered in plastic? Llamanated"
"What killed the Aztec? A broken heart."
"Trump's Secret Service is going to have a problem If someone shoots at him, they will yell ""Donald Duck, Donald Duck"""
"Watching TV today I saw a struggling actress I used to know had landed a job in a bra commercial. Nice to see her supporting herself."