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Joke of the Day
"You need to carry women in your arms; they will climb on your back by themselves."
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"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? That's not funny."
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"How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to change a lightbulb? They don't change it. They just watch it burn out, then follow it around for another 15 years."
"This man recorded his son every day for a decade. The footage is breathtaking and takes 10 years to watch."
"Sorry I borrowed your pen and performed that emergency tracheotomy that turned out not to be an emergency. And sorry about your neck hole."
"I found Korn in my poop. I'm glad it was Falling Away from Me instead of Coming Undone."
"Two peanuts were walking through the bush... One was assaulted."
"What do you call The Dynamic Duo after they got hit by a steamroller? Flatman and Ribbon"