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Joke of the Day

"Pretty sure the ""FINISH HIM"" guy from Mortal Kombat is giving relationship advice to every girl I date."

"What did one rock say to the other? Ha, you really think rocks can talk?"

"Momma always told me that women are like chocolates... The ones with the cherries are better."

"4:*calls thing wrong name Me:*corrects him 4:*repeats wrong name Me:*corrects him 4:*maintains eye contact and repeats wrong name slowly"

"Wanna Hear a Corny Joke? no??? Awww Shucks"

"I bought some dog scented cologne the other day... Now I get all the bitches."

"I bought ""extra whitening"" toothpaste and now my teeth are spending a year in Korea teaching English"

"So there were these two extremely saggy breasts.... one looked to the other and said ""If we don't get some support soon, they're gonna think we're both nuts!"""

"Still disappointed that the only hard thing in my bed lately has been my mattress."

"British humor A cop walks into a bar responding to a call about a youngster making a ruckus. He asked the young lad ""just what are ya getting on with lad?"" The lad responds,"" none of yobishness mate"""