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"What is the difference between an anal thermometer and an oral thermometer? The taste!"
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"Why is it so expensive to live in Ireland? Cause they keep *Dublin* the taxes."
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"Q: Can I ask you two questions? A: Ok, what's the second one?"
"How did Charlie Sheen get HIV? By injecting tiger blood"
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"Whenever a character in a book praises the cleverness of another character's idea, it's really just the author praising their own idea."
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"What is Brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre, of course."