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Joke of the Day

"Steve : I'm going to call it the Steveharmonic orchestra. *Phil creeps up from behind with baseball bat*"

"Why do rednecks love Halloween? (NSFW) Because they love to pump kin."

"What do you feel when you accidentally run over and kill a group of geese crossing the road? Goosebumps"

"Woke up 4 times to pee last night And each time only a little came out, my night of sleep was piss-poor"

"Does anyone know any jokes about buttons? Topic."

"*Slides down your chimney* *Straightens all your pictures*"

"Does anybody know a rad trigonometry joke? Please don't go off on a tangent."

"Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?"

"No matter what amazing things you accomplish or how fantastic you are, a cat will always think it is better than you."

"[NSFW] How do you keep a woman screaming hours after having sex Finish on the curtains"