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Joke of the Day
"What do sprinters eat before a race? Nothing... they fast."
Next Joke
"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea? I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face."
"My friend just told me he has a chocolate lab. Turns out it's a dog, not a place. Bummer."
"What does a vegetarian zombie eat? GRAAAIIIIIINS"
"men: women are very hard to read women: actually, we just want- men: such complex creatures women: if u just liste- men: so mysterious"
"I want to marry a girl named Jane So that when our kids act out, I can just say it runs in the janepool."
"I listened to my friend and bought an air filtration unit now it's just collecting dust in my basement."
"I met a group of guys who were all named Richard last night... what a bunch of Dicks"
"Smoking is actually a good thing for me Look how often I have to go outside into the fresh air"
"Jack and jill Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water. Jack had a shock and a mouthful of cock because Jills real name was Randy."