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Joke of the Day

"Hi, I'm a high paid business consultant. I see you've named your business ""Dale's Paint Supplies"" but what if it was named ""Best Dog Memes"""

"A Mexican walks into work..."

"The New York Knicks"

"I'd like to give a shout out to the sidewalk.... for keeping me off the streets."

"Bruce Willis is at the supermarket, standing by the cucumbers & laughing hysterically, pointing at them with tears streaming down his face"

"If you're not one of the first five boys in the yard, you almost never get a milkshake."

"Q: How can you tell when Bill Clinton is lying? A: Only a Bill Clinton supporter is too dumb to know the answer to this one."

"2012: Oh no, my iPhone is at 10% and there's no charger. 1812: Oh no, winter is starting."

"If I meet Captain Crunch I'm going to punch him in the roof of the mouth."

"Twitter handles are what would happen if the DMV let everyone put whatever they wanted on their license plates."