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"Why does Beyonce sing ""to the left, to the left?"" She's secretly a NASCAR fan."
"What did the busty police officer say to the drug trafficker? You're under a breast."
"Did you hear about the murder of the door maker? The police said it was an open and shut case."
"Waiter what's this fly doing in my soup? Um looks to me to be backstroke sir"
"I have a bad habit of screaming during rectal exams. It really makes my patients nervous."
"Why do men with prostate issues have issues stealing video game systems? Because they have trouble taking a Wii."
"2 wrongs don't make a right But 3 rights make a left"
"What happened to the Denver Broncos in the Super Bowl? They had a MetLife crisis. (that's the name of the stadium)"
"Why does Donald Trump take anti-anxiety medication? To prevent Hispanic attacks."