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Joke of the Day

"Twitter handles are what would happen if the DMV let everyone put whatever they wanted on their license plates."

"To all you ladder manufacturers, I got something to tell you. Step it up!"

"What does a child with stickers have in common with a cocaine addicted DJ? They both love to scratch and sniff. ^(sorry if it's a repost I'm not here often)"

"You shouldn't kiss anyone on January 1st It's only the first date."

"NEVER challenge a chinese man If he says he can do something in the blink of an eye, chances are he's gonna be quicker than you."

"Similarity between a feminist and a gun? They are both loud when triggered."

"Superman ruins a lot of button down shirts."

"Time flies like an arrow Fruit flies like a banana"

"What does a grizzly wear under his fur? Under-bear."

"No kid, you don't have it hard. When I was a kid we had to eat without camera phones."