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Joke of the Day

"2012: Oh no, my iPhone is at 10% and there's no charger. 1812: Oh no, winter is starting."

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

"My boss keeps telling me I've got my thumb up my ass... Considering it's an adult film, I'm not sure if I'm going to get fired."

"I just left my job. I couldn't work for that man after what he said to me. What did he say? You're fired."

"i get ignored so much my name should be terms and conditions"

"You're born, you grow up, have kids, Mick Jagger is still alive, you die, your kids have kids, Mick Jagger is still alive......"

"Jesus walks into a hotel... ... lays three nails on the counter and asks the clerk ""Hey, can ya put me up for the night?"""

"Don't people who say ""cray cray"" realize how stew stew they sound?"

"How does a cheerleader answer the phone? H-E-L-L-O!"

"If procrastionation was an Olympic sport, I'd compete in it later."