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Joke of the Day

"I wish I could re-enact the fantasy scenes from 50 shades of grey. Like the one where she gets a job right after college"

"Bill Cosby likes pudding his dick where it doesn't belong."

"I cheated on a girl that was a bartender. I hope she gives me another shot."

"When my girlfriends says.. ""People think that.."" - *people* is often her friend Lisa."

"There is nothing funny about menstruation jokes... Period."

"I am opening a new restaurant... ...called ""Whatever. I Don't Care"". Gonna make a killing on date night."

"How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but don't ask me how they got in there."

"There are rumors that Robert Pattinson from the ""Twilight"" movies may be the next Indiana Jones. If there is one thing I want with my rugged action heroes, it's a little bit of sparkle!"

"I had something to post about female circumcision but I can't find it now. I'll have to look deeper."

"How do you kill a vampire from the South? With a chicken fried stake"