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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Mexican guy rob a train? He had a loco motive."
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"Why did the salmon cross the road? Cuz it's fucking flooded."
"What are a Mexican's favorite dimensions for square dancing? dos y dos"
"There was a woman trapped inside a Safeway, She was found dead of starvation the next morning."
"I like my women like I like my cars Black, loud, heavy, and full of gas."
"Did you know you're 10 times more likely to be robbed in your home town than in New York city? That's because you don't live in New York City"
"Little Red Riding Hood sure took a long time to realize the talking wolf in drag wasn't her grandma."
"More like March Sadness."
"Pokemon Go has really improved my life... I used to always get in trouble for playing with my balls outside."
"I don't know why Chic-Fil-A is so popular... Their food always leaves a fowl taste in my mouth."