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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Mexican guy rob a train? He had a loco motive."
Next Joke
"was that your rat running around here? - it is not a rat, it is a dwarf doxie - my cat ate it, meaning that's rat"
"The key to every relationship is honesty. Honesty. Honesty. Honesty. Honesty. ...Gonna keep typing this until she stops looking over my shoulder."
"Tomorrow I'm opening the time capsule I buried as a kid. Can't wait to see how big my puppy got."
"What does an air conditioner have in common with a computer? They both lose efficiency as soon as you open windows."
"Did you know: the average American spends 8,000 years of their life refilling Brita water pitchers."
"I buy my guns from a man named ""T-Rex"" He's a small arms dealer"
"Everybody Knows. No one should have been upset when Whitney Houston died in her bathtub. Everybody knows black people can't swim."
"BREAKING: John Terry spotted changing into his full German kit."
"Why do petri dishes make good conversationalists? They're cultured."