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Joke of the Day
"Why do petri dishes make good conversationalists? They're cultured."
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"Did I tell you the joke about my penis? Oh never mind it's too long."
"No matter if you are American or European 9/11 is a sad date"
"""I OBJECT!!!"" The defendant screams in court. The judge gives him a very emotional hug and says ""no... you human""."
"(Adobe CEO's house) Like the new couch hun? Update it. What about the wallpap... UPDATE IT ALL. You're scaring the ki... UPDATE THEM TOO..."
"No matter where you live, there's always 1 light switch that doesn't do anything."
"A local movie theatre was robbed of $600 worth of merchandise The suspects stole 3 medium popcorns, 1 bag of skittles and 4 small diet cokes."
"What did the uncircumcised man say during confession? Forgive me father fore I have skinned"
"friend: Try this me[takes drink] It's wine friend: Did you detect a hint of anything? me:Alcohol friend: But what did it taste like? me:Wine"
"Why did the Greeks want Helen back so bad? Are you kidding? She was the most beautiful woman in the world! Can you imagine what her sons would of looked like?"