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Joke of the Day

"BREAKING: John Terry spotted changing into his full German kit."

"Never date a girl with lots of baggage They'll travel too much, you will never get to see them."

"Did you hear about the guy who kept shooting birds? He was charged with First Degree Burder."

"Somehow my beach-bod went to a dad-bod and unfortunately now it's more of a beached-dad-bod."

"I carry around a note in my wallet that says, ""The curse must be passed, I'm so sorry"" in case it's ever stolen."

"Dealing with the death of a family member knock knock. Who's there? Not mommy. Ever again."

"So funny how ""go to sleep"" and ""do parkour"" sound exactly the same to kids."

"Why does my wife think its weird I talk to a bunch of strangers on the Internet, but it's ok for her to talk to multiple cats."

"I'm pretty sure this zombie fad is dead ... But for how long?"

"I've been texting random numbers ""hey are we taking salvia before or after church?"""