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Joke of the Day
"I hate having sex with my partner while we're camping... It's two fucking in tents."
Next Joke
"Q: How does Hitler tie his shoes? A: With little Nazis."
"What room is missing from almost every house? a Mushroom"
"Knock knock knock knock knock. Who's there? Michael J Fox"
"I was at the pub the other day when the landlord walked up to me, handed me a phone and said, ""It's for you, sir"" ""Thanks mate,"" I said, took it and walked away. What a generous lad."
"Why did princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt."
"There are gravy trains and boats. I wonder what gravy did to get on a no-fly list."
"My friend Amanda is an entrepreneur... She decided to create a cross-dressing boutique. She called it ""Amanda's A Man, Duh""."
"It looks like the last informal G20 took place in Panama."
"To keep guacamole from going bad just be there for it"