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Joke of the Day

"What room is missing from almost every house? a Mushroom"

"id be so offended if a group of ppl just rolled through my room on safari rn as im lounging in bed and just pointed at me and took pictures"

"Guys, please don't judge someone based on stuff they wrote themselves in a public forum meant to reach the widest possible audience."

"Tip for new parents: The less you feed 'em, the less they poop."

"Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink."

"Why do Farts Smell so Bad? So the deaf can enjoy them too."

"My dad keeps throwing erasers at me... My dad keeps throwing erasers at me and I finally snapped, ""Why dad!"" he replied ""the first rubber I used didn't get rid of my mistake, maybe this one will"""

"I was once told there was nothing positive about the Bubonic Plague I think Malthus would disagree."

"Men? On the whole, I'd rather buy new batteries."

"Lies I'll never stop telling: 1. I'd never put you in a home, mom. 2. It's 6 inches long. 3. I have no idea how the PC got a virus."