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Joke of the Day

"It looks like the last informal G20 took place in Panama."

"Two smut writers get together... That night there was a lot of fanfriction."

"What did one tonsil say to the other? Get dressed a doctor is taking us out to night."

"Autocorrect and I are so close, we finish each other's sentinels."

"Tired of rap songs starting with MC going ""uhuh uhuh...One two one two...Let's do this..."" No. You shoulda been ready when the song started."

"I forgot my baby was in the backseat of my car and I accidentally threw my case of beer on him He was ok though. It was light beer."

"My favorite religion is that one that doesn't try to force their beliefs on you. What's that one called again?"

"Did you hear about the constipated math teacher's problem? She worked it out with a #2 pencil."

"I don't want to be racist.... so stop trying to make me to take up competitive running!"

"Better to have loved & lost than to have never loved at all; but if going spelunking was your idea, you should at least *try* to find her."