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Joke of the Day

"What's it called when the bottom half of a fraction has loads of cake in it? A denom-nom-nominator!"

"Know what ""buffet"" stands for? Big Ugly Fat Fuckers Eating Together. Credit: This loud big ugly fat fucker drinking a few tables away from me at this bar."

"Turns out, telemarketers don't like it when 5 year olds answer the phone and tell them princess Ariel stories."

"LOL at vegetarians coming to my house for a BBQ! Feel free to eat my lawn. L-O-L!"

"What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck. Sorry."

"What do you call a Welshman who writes lots of letters ? Pen Gwyn !"

"Why can't Tarzan be played by a black actor? It wouldn't be an adventure movie then, it'd be a documentary."

"Every woman's dessert order starts with, ""I shouldn't."""

"Why did the lady with multiple personality disorder share her food with a friend? Because Sharon is Karen."

"My Life: Wake up, Survive, Sleep"