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Joke of the Day

"Why did the lady with multiple personality disorder share her food with a friend? Because Sharon is Karen."

"I have no respect for paedophiles... ... they're fucking immature assholes."

"What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back!"

"what do you call a small woman with no nipples? pointless."

"What do you call a gay couch? A homo-sectional."

"Kevin Ware's leg Unfortunately Kevin Ware and his leg did not display the same structure and elasticity as his brother Tupper"

"Two boys were eating a snack lunch in the school yard. One had an apple and the other said ""Watch out for worms won't you!"" The first one replied ""Why should I? They can watch out for themselves."""

"Why are Atheists so resistant to video game cheats? They don't believe in godmode"

"What's the best part of a redneck brothel? The family discount"

"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? trick question: you don't need a light bulb when you have a glass ceiling"