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Joke of the Day

"Why did the lady with multiple personality disorder share her food with a friend? Because Sharon is Karen."

"Every grocery store has free samples if you're quick enough"

"According to my fitness app, I ate a 6 mile fruit roll-up."

"How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffe before it was cool."

"When a dirty kid has finished taking a bath what is still dirty? The bathtub."

"If you told Alexander Hamilton that the online lottery to see his rap musical was unavailable due to server overload, he'd be like, ""WITCH!"""

"Report - Sharks have difficulty finding work 51 weeks every year."

"Weird how Superman's an alien but looks exactly like a white dude & then he landed in Kansas & not say, mainland China"

"""woof woof"" -my neighbor's dog telling me his views on abortion lol nigga idk if i can agree on this one"

"What kind of condoms do frogs wear? Rib-bed"