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Joke of the Day
"My Life: Wake up, Survive, Sleep"
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"What's the difference between an Isis camp and an orphanage? I don't know, I just fly the drone"
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"I know the best way to get downvoted. I'll tell you if someone gives me gold!"
"I feel bad for having sex with my best friend's sister. What's even worse is that my brother is my best friend."
"""Welcome to the jungle"" Thanks. ""We've got fun and games"" Cool. ""You're in the jungle"" We've established this ""You're gonna die!"" Wait what?"
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"America is converting to the metric system Inch by inch"
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