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Joke of the Day
"What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck. Sorry."
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"Daddy, where do oranges come from? Well son, when a red and a yellow really love each other..."
"White smoke is coming out of my neighbor's house. He either elected a new Pope or he's got some good weed."
"I sure hope they're wrong about 2012. I'd hate to think I wasted the last couple years of my life on here with you guys."
"I turn 39 years old today. But they're Canadian years."
"Where do you send bad Russian cows? The Moolag"
"Ok honey don't freak out, but someone broke into the house, ate all the ice cream, smashed that picture of your mother, and didn't do the dishes."
"What did the metric alien say ? Take me to your litre !"
"A fun prank is to search ""buy antique dolls"" on someone's computer because then all their Facebook targeted ads are creepy dolls forever"
"How did the Chinese atheist get to heaven? Jesus said to him ""Behold! I am risen!"" and he said ""That's nice I don't bereave you."""