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Joke of the Day

"Why can't Tarzan be played by a black actor? It wouldn't be an adventure movie then, it'd be a documentary."

"The apostles fell asleep in the Garden of Gethsemane while Jesus was praying. Noticing that they fell asleep, Jesus woke up St. Peter. ""Huh? What? Oh, sorry, Lord, I forgot the coffee!"""

"Hey guurl. ""Hey there."" Feeling lonely tonight? ""I have a boyfriend."" Why are you talking to me then? ""You haven't taken my order yet."""

"Static cling is just physics showing us how much it loves us."

"My grandmother is an inspiration! At 84 years old she went to medical school. She's a cadaver."

"Want to hear a joke? It's called my life"

"My wife just said we should have another baby. I hope she didn't mean together."

"My wife decided to take up painting Not to be outdone, I became an art critic."

"I don't believe in beating my kids, so I make them wear a Justin Bieber shirt & crocs to school so the other kids will do it for me."

"""We've been doing this for years, I simply can't be bothered thinking up another long scientific name. Drink?"" - people who named the fly."