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Joke of the Day
"Early to bed, early to rise makes people suspicious."
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"A WWII Joke! What did the German Shepherd say at his Nuremberg trial? ""I was just following odors."""
"Have you tried complaining about it for hours?"
"Why do people traveling east out of Sweden get a metal? Because they're crossing the Finnish line."
"What do my tastes in food and pornography have in common? I prefer the kind with fruits and vegetables."
"If they took all the money spent on making Godzilla movies, they could've probably just made an actual Godzilla by now."
"I made a joke at the US-Mexico border jajajajajajahahahaha"
"Why didn't Herbert Hoover get re-elected? Because he sucked."
"How do you catch a wild bra? Set a booby trap."
"The 7 Habits of Highly Successful Nun Impersonators"