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Joke of the Day
"Have you tried complaining about it for hours?"
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"Pete and Marco Rubio are on a boat. Pete falls off. Who is left? Marco Rubio"
"Doctor, doctor...I've got a strawberry up my butt! That's ok. We've got some cream for that."
"'I Now Pronounce You Man and WiFi'"
"Never laugh at your girlfriends choices... your one of them."
"Don't have phone sex.... You could get hearing aids."
"Son : ""Dad, who did I get my intelligence from ?"" Dad : ""It must be from your mother. I still have mine"""
"Donald Trump is going to be president in 4 days. That..that's it..."
"WAITER: how was everything ME: [rubbing belly] so delicious. thank u WAITER: great. please stop rubbing my belly"
"It's amazing how people in the desert never starve because of all the sand which is there."