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Joke of the Day

"A WWII Joke! What did the German Shepherd say at his Nuremberg trial? ""I was just following odors."""

"What did one earthquake say to the other earthquake? I've been really stressed out lately, I know it's not your fault, but please stop cracking jokes about me"

"After much consideration, I do not believe Wolverine in the X-Men movies is real. It's obviously just a huge act, man."

"*walks into a five guys* Did the five guys ever kiss"

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Avalanche Barbie ...buried in 16 feet of snow"

"I like my women like I like my coffee... Ground up and in the freezer."

"Professor X walks into a bar >:)"

"You find love when you're not looking for it, and you can't find it when you really want to. It's sh!t like this that makes me drink."

"Today I saw 2 blind people fighting. I shouted ""I support the one with the knife.!"" they both ran away."

"If it looks like a douchebag, and smells like a douchebag, then I must be walking by an Abercrombie & Fitch store."