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Joke of the Day
"Why do people traveling east out of Sweden get a metal? Because they're crossing the Finnish line."
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"Why did they produce a reality show about midgets? Because they only wanted a little drama."
"What is the fakest part of Skyrim? The fact that red guards can swim."
"Conversation that just happened between a friend (lawyer) and I (Architect). Friend: Everybody hates lawyers, until they need one. Me: Everybody loves architects, until they need one."
"I periodically tell chemistry jokes But usually there is no reaction. Probably people are just too noble."
"How do you hold an umbrella for a feminist without offending said feminist? She doesn't need one. The glass ceiling keeps her dry."
"Don't get why guys complain about ""sleeping on the couch"" I pay good money to sleep on the couch, but I wish the shrink would shut up."
"Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak."
"in other news: 8 hours from now, half the country will be screaming about tragedy and loss b/c some dudes didnt catch a ball enough times"
"I feel like dinner parties are secretly competitions about who watches the most news and documentaries"