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Joke of the Day
"Most animals don't like gore. But leeches are suckers for blood."
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"Fuck. My iPhone added a g to ""sayin'"" and now my black friends think I'm lame."
"A Buddhist goes up to a hot dog stand... and says ""Make me one with everything."""
"What's going be America's largest export once Trump gets elected? Americans."
"Panty-less waxed woman hanging off a bridge ""I'm gonna jump into that canoe"". Me: ""No that's your reflection""."
"My parrot got himself a new suit. It's polly ester."
"Someone should call 911... ...because YouTube is having one of its daily 500 seizures."
"how many people does it take to save the world? zero (compliments to my SO who thinks she made this up)"
"Caught my dog chewing on my law books this morning. Now he is Pro Bono."
"""Well gentlemen... the steaks are high."" *two steaks giggle* ""Hehehe omfg he totally knows, man..."""