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Joke of the Day
"A Buddhist goes up to a hot dog stand... and says ""Make me one with everything."""
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"Everything my boy friend ever said to me was a lie. Every. Fcuking. Thing. Except the part about how pretty I was, that was true."
"My toddler puts his pants on just like everyone else. One arm at a time."
"Holy shit, remember rhymes with September. If no one thought about putting that in a song, I'm gonna be rich."
"A moderator walks into a bar.., [removed]"
"I miss my ex But my aim keels improving... One day"
"The NSA hired Sarah Palin so she could keep an eye on Edward Snowden"
"I bought my son a trampoline But all he wanted to do was sit and cry in his wheelchair - This was a repost but I thought it was too funny not to share"
"When someone says Jesus was a virgin ...I have to laugh. How about that one time he got nailed by a bunch of Romans?"
"I replace all the family pictures my coworkers have on their desks with pictures of baby sloths and suddenly I need professional help?!?"