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Joke of the Day
"My parrot got himself a new suit. It's polly ester."
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"Since it started raining all my girlfriend has done is look through the window. If it gets any worse I'm thinking about letting her in."
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"My girlfriend was crying because she got a bad haircut I said, ""why are you crying? I'm the one that has to find a new girlfriend"""
"What do you call an ESA engineer serving the comet lander? Philae Minion"
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"Whoa! I just looked it up and all teachers below 5th grade are actually required by federal law to use Comic Sans."
"My wife spiked my dinner with viagra and gave me an epidural. No hard feelings."