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Joke of the Day
"My parrot got himself a new suit. It's polly ester."
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"How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his entire family"
"Wife: ""Take me to bed or lose me forever."" Husband: *Thinks about it for 45 minutes*"
"A father takes his son fishing Son: Dad, can you teach me how to catch fish? Dad: Sure, son! first you throw the clickbait into the water Son: What next? Dad: What happens next will shock you!"
"Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? Don't worry, he worked it out with a pencil."
"Why are native americans the best strippers? Because when they dance they make it rain."
"Crocs Why is wearing Crocs like getting a blowjob from a man? Because it feels fantastic, but then you look down and realise you're gay."
"""Son, you were adopted."" ""What, really?"" I said. ""Yes, they're coming to pick you up in an hour"""
"At a restaurant I thought a family was praying at the table but then I realized they were all texting."
"I've only seen ""Babe"" once, but I've said ""That'll do, pig"" 1000 times. My wife hates me."