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Joke of the Day

"""Well gentlemen... the steaks are high."" *two steaks giggle* ""Hehehe omfg he totally knows, man..."""

"Why are ducks funny? Cause they be quacking jokes"

"What do you call a fake spaghetti? An impasta"

"I bet a lot more people would read the Bible if it was called The Adventures of Jesus and Friends."

"Dear airlines, spend less money making cutesy safety videos and pass those savings on to your customers. Wouldn't that be cool?"

"How does Moses make tea? *Hebrews it*"

"How do you know you have a high sperm count? She has to chew."

"Duck. A duck walks into a bar. The barman asks ""What will it be?"" The duck doesn't answer because he's a duck."

"""I just want a guy that makes me laugh"" *makes her laugh* ""Not you."""

"me: [first gang practice] is snack time before or after the murders"