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Joke of the Day
"Fuck. My iPhone added a g to ""sayin'"" and now my black friends think I'm lame."
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"The '80s called: They want you stop anthropomorphizing decades."
"What's the difference between a porcupine and a Prius? Porcupines have pricks on the outside"
"FRIEND WHO JUST RECEIVED MAGICAL POWERS: idk what I should do first FRIEND WHO IS TRAPPED IN AN OIL PAINTING FOR SOME REASON: I have an idea"
"I wrote an essay once comparing various versions of the Bible. I had to do a lot of cross referencing."
"What do spinach and anal sex have in common? If you were forced to have it as a kid, you probably won't like it as an adult."
"I heard... ...terrorists are shouting ""allahu akbar!"" just out of habit while plugging their Samsung phones."
"Why is a shooting star better than a hamburger? It's meteor."
"[jesus noticeably walking into work 3 days late] sorry i'm late i died"
"How do you drown a blonde? Stick a scratch and sniff to the bottom of a pool."