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Joke of the Day
"What's red and loud? A skinned baby in a bag of salt."
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"COP: Freeze!!! EXCEL: LOL no problem"
"Why was Cinderella kicked off the basketball team? She kept running away from the ball"
"As a large scale chicken farmer I raise hundreds of cocks everyday for a living."
"KNOCK KNOCK Who's there, Howard, Howard who? Howard you wanna suck these nuts. Also works with: Wendy you wanna suck these nuts Jorge come suck these nuts"
"I don't need stress management, I just need less stress to manage."
"In my day a hand on my crotch was third base... now even a hand job is a foul ball!"
"my sixth birthday party was so formal that we roberted for apples"
"This Heat is Like a Middle Eastern Dictator... This Heat is Like a Middle Eastern Dictator. It's oppressive, you can't get away from it, and I'm pretty sure we can blame the U.S. for it."
"Caller: Operator! Operator! I don't know what's wrong with my phone but I can't make long distance calls any longer! Operator: Don't worry. Your long distance calls are long enough already!"