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Joke of the Day

"Someone should call 911... ...because YouTube is having one of its daily 500 seizures."

"Why didn't the man go under the boardwalk? He doesn't like giving in to pier pressure."

"Nice cargo shorts. You may want to dial back that awesome a little. Not really sure how much I can take."

"Women who bleach their mustaches, clearly don't understand the problem with mustaches."

"My autocorrect just changed ""I'm off"" to ""I'm DTF"" and changed a casual conversation with my boss into an H.R meeting."

"Paul Walker took up Zen Buddism not long before his death. . . He became one with a tree."

"A hiring manager had a stack of resumes, took half, and threw them in the trash... Coworker asks, ""what are you doing!?!"" HR Manager said, ""I don't like to hire unlucky people."""

"The dyslexic pregnant virgin said it was an act of Dog."

"When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side."

"How do you say ""Fuck you"" in American Sign Language? Lift your hand up and put all fingers down except your middle finger."