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Joke of the Day

"National Survey Reports Pi day as America's Third-Most Underrated Holiday To me it's a little bit more than that."

"Don't make jokes about 9/11... they're just plane wrong."

"What do giraffes and humans share the same number of? Testicles."

"The best salesperson ever was the first woman to shave off her eyebrows and draw them back on, then convince a second woman to do it."

"How do you know a black woman is pregnant? When she pulls out the tampon, the cotton's been picked clean."

"Bank ads make me want to hide my money under my mattress. They also make me want to acquire some money for hiding, but that's a side issue."

"Happy Fourth of July Guys! I hope Internet Explorer sends this in time."

"We basically broke up with Pluto by saying it wasn't a planet anymore then spent 9yrs obsessing about it & just drove by its house real slow"

"32 is taking me to dinner, 29 is taking me to a concert, & 26 is taking me straight to bed. I don't have kids, did I do that right?"

"How to Start an Argument On the Internet Step one: State your opinion Step two: Wait"