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Joke of the Day

"How to Start an Argument On the Internet Step one: State your opinion Step two: Wait"

"I can't wait to listen to the new Kelly Rowland album... I believe it's called ""Milk, Milk"""

"I'm good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet... I don't know why."

"What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late ? Your spinning me a yarn here !"

"As a Florida resident... at least I'll have medical marijuana to treat the fucking cancer this election has given me. I won't even need a lighter, seeing as the country is already on fire."

"What happens when you eat too much seafood? You begin to feel a little eel."

"What do you call a murderer who pours their mike before the cereal? A cereal killer!"

"Do you want to examine a whole colon? ;;"

"For some reason I always cry during sex. I'm starting to think it might be the pepper spray."

"How do fish get high? Seaweed"