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Joke of the Day

"The best salesperson ever was the first woman to shave off her eyebrows and draw them back on, then convince a second woman to do it."

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"What kind of farm has lots of books but no livestock? Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)"
"A robot goes to see a psychiatrist... ""Just because my intelligence is artificial doesn't mean that my problems aren't real."""
"LPT: How to meet the man/woman of your dreams. Go to sleep. [Heard this from a friend so not mine and probably not hers]"
"From my dad: What do you get when a topless blonde rubs sun tanning oil on a topless brunette? Your camera."
"I can't date fat women anymore... I just found out I'm lactose intolerant. Note: I just heard this from some landscapers as I walked my dog."
"Everyone keeps guessing who Rey's parents are, but who delivered her as a baby? OB-Gyn Kenobi"
"The biggest joke of all time! My existence"
"Two nuns are riding bicycles in Paris... One says, ""I've never come this way before."" The other replies, ""must be the cobblestones."""
"Peter Pan is my favorite story about how running away from all your problems will allow you to remain youthful and to possibly fly someday"
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