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Joke of the Day

"My ex-girlfriend tried joining the slut club... But all their positions were filled."

"Four is equal to five Theorem: 4 = 5 Proof: -20 = -20 16 - 36 = 25 - 45 4^2 - 9*4 = 5^2 - 9*5 4^2 - 9*4 + 81/4 = 5^2 - 9*5 + 81/4 (4 - 9/2)^2 = (5 - 9/2)^2 4 - 9/2 = 5 - 9/2 4 = 5"

"Officer, I know I was speeding, but you have to let me go. I'm running late to a concert and I'm the guy who brings the giant beach ball."

"I go to a gym called Resolutions. It has exercise equipment for the first 2 weeks of each year, then becomes a bar for the remaining 50."

"TIL: A second is called a second because it's not first."

"Did you hear about the guy with the right side of his body removed? What you see is what's left"

"What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon? Tennish"

"What's the difference between a kinky guy and a pervert? ""The kinky guy uses the feather but the pervert uses the whole chicken"" As told to me by the old guy who sat next to me on the plane"

"Today I was helping a friend install his fence, but I put in one of the stakes upside down so we had to do it over. Sorry for the repost."

"Why can't you have sex with a nun? Jesus already saved her for later."