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Joke of the Day

"I go to a gym called Resolutions. It has exercise equipment for the first 2 weeks of each year, then becomes a bar for the remaining 50."

"Hey girl, are you a gorilla enclosure.. Because I wanna drop a baby in you"

"This will make you groan.. I like to travel a lot, and last year I flew and visited Hiroshima, Japan. It was fairly cold that day so it wasn't the best day, but it wasn't the worst...."

"Guns don't kill people... Husbands that come home early from work do."

"Why wasnt there any blacks in the flintstones? Because they were still monkeys."

"How many Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb? Don't know, the pope hasn't said yet. How many Lutherans does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, Lutherans don't change."

"Arent a donut and a danish the same thing? Well they are both synonym rolls!!"

"What did the frog with the speech impediment say? ""Thibbit"""

"What am I? What has six tits and three teeth? The night shift at the Waffle House."

"If you don't get my Harry Potter references, there is something siriusly ron with you"