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Joke of the Day

"Today I was helping a friend install his fence, but I put in one of the stakes upside down so we had to do it over. Sorry for the repost."

"Why are there no good racist jokes for white people? because, only whites are racist."

"Why do marine biologists have such a high job satisfaction rate? Because they find their work gives their lives a great deal of porpoise."

"Why did the premature ejaculator cross the ro... never mind."

"It was an emotional wedding Even the cake was in tiers."

"I blew a speaker in my car today yea, he was motivational speaker, it left a bad taste in my mouth but I've been feeling a lot more positive ever since."

"What do you get by cross-breeding a jehovahs witness and an atheist? Someone who pointlessly knocks on the door."

"I was going to have a wank at the Vatican while I was there on vacation. But I thought about it and it has probably been done before and I would hate to be seen as the second coming."

"There's only two things I hate in this world: intolerance... and the Portuguese."

"90% of people get this problem wrong 1+1+1+1+1 1+1+1+1+1 1+1x0+1 = ?"