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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the guy with the right side of his body removed? What you see is what's left"

"""Give it to me!"" My girlfriend screamed. ""I'm so fucking wet right now!"" She could shout all she wanted. I wasn't handing over my umbrella."

"What's yellow has long ears and grows on trees? The Easter Bunana!"

"He was a satyr boy She said see you later boy He wasn't goat enough for her"

"So a guy with his dick in a jar of peanut butter said I was weird for jacking off with a banana peel I told him he's fucking nuts!"

"Man, I hated Alex Haley, the author of Roots... He always had his niggers in a *twist*."

"Bully For You Q: Why did the bully go to beauty school? A: She wanted to tease hair"

"We can talk about either delegates or blowjobs, but a Clinton will always get one or the other under the table."

"Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Pete falls out. Who is left? Repeat. Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Pete falls out. Who is left?"

"FUN BIT OF TRIVIA...The hard-working individuals who discover and preserve ancient pastas and breads are called starchaeologists."