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Joke of the Day

"Four is equal to five Theorem: 4 = 5 Proof: -20 = -20 16 - 36 = 25 - 45 4^2 - 9*4 = 5^2 - 9*5 4^2 - 9*4 + 81/4 = 5^2 - 9*5 + 81/4 (4 - 9/2)^2 = (5 - 9/2)^2 4 - 9/2 = 5 - 9/2 4 = 5"

"Why is air a lot like sex? Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any."

"So I asked my uncle how he felt about the Ducks this season He replies ""I finally know what it feels like to be a Beaver fan."""

"Pele sees a pretty woman at a bar. He approaches her and says ""You're very pretty. Fancy coming back to my place?"" The woman says ""My, you're a little forward."""

"What have Disney and the U.K. got in common? Both dropped the EU And screwed over a lot of people"

"What do you call a Mexican riding a bike? Wow. You guys are some racist fucks. He's a bike rider. On a bike he probably stole."

"What did the hamburger say when it pleaded 'not guilty'? I've been flamed!"

"Incest results in some very strange humans. That's why my sister and I ALWAYS use a condom."

"How does Moses make tea? He brews it."

"My Sunday School teacher is so old... .. when the New Testament came out she said ""I don't care for the new curriculum."""