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Joke of the Day
"What do you get from 3 girls from Arkansas? Damn near a whole set of teeth."
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"Why is Texas the ""Lone Star"" state? It was rated out of five."
"I love self-depreciating humor.. ..but I suck at it"
"THE 45 DIFFERENCE A: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? B: 45 lbs. A: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? B: 45 minutes."
"They should make a gym for cops, called ""Stop Resisting""."
"How did the Trump supporter find his sister in the woods? Not bad."
"Then there was the guy who fell into a vat of molten optical glass after drinking too much. Just two glasses, and look what a spectacle he made of himself."
"Chuck Norris once broke a mirror over the head of a black cat while standing under a ladder on Friday 13th.The next day he won the lottery"
"Yo girl are you popcorn? Because I'm trying to butter you up."
"How does Moses make tea? *Hebrews it*"