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Joke of the Day
"Yo girl are you popcorn? Because I'm trying to butter you up."
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"""It's a bird!"" ""It's a plane!""... What the hell were those two so excited about?"
"A Disney joke not for the kids ""How many thingamabobs does Ariel have?"" 20? ""Twenty-*one*. She got the last one when she wished for legs."""
"What does Captain Falcon say when he goes to Starbucks? ""Show me your brews!"""
"Why are the best bellydancers all Arabs? Because they can sheik it."
"Way to disappoint me, things that aren't cheese."
"A doctor gave a man six months to live ... ... The man couldn't pay his bill, so he gave him another six months."
"What do children in north korea study for a science? Kimistry"
"*Killer sneaks into my house to murder me but sees me practicing karate w/ my big stuffed dog I won from the carnival and changes his mind*"
"Say what you want about deaf people... Am I right!?"