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Joke of the Day

"Why is Texas the ""Lone Star"" state? It was rated out of five."

"Is it weird that Nirvana's In Utero album cover turns me on? No wait, it isn't In Utero. It's...Nevermind"

"Were you born on Highway 22? Because I heard alot of accidents happened there."

"new shoes, new outlook on life. I bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer. Don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all week."

"How does NASA organize a party They planet"

"Missed connection. You cut in front of me at Starbucks in May, 2009. I finally thought up a witty response."

"I can't believe gay marriage is legal! What's next womens rights?"

"There's a very thin line between having your foot out of the covers enough to stay cool but not enough so it gets eaten by monsters."

"I don't think I'm a father but I better celebrate just incase I am..."

"Have you heard there's a new disease you can get from using Linux? It's Terminal. (OC joke.)"