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Joke of the Day
"How did the Trump supporter find his sister in the woods? Not bad."
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"How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them"
"The toothbrush was probably invented in Arkensas Anywhere else it would have been called a teethbrush."
"The average male only lives to 25... It just takes 45 years to bury them."
"What is the difference between a cheap whore and an expensive whore? One is your mom; the other one gets paid more."
"Why are Asian women so excited about Tuesday? It's Erection Day."
"I'm really good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet I don't know y"
"What did one fetus say to the other? Guess were wombmates! *drops mic*"
"What do all murderer's have in common? they all have killer personalities"
"What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung? Guardians of the Galaxy!"