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Joke of the Day
"How did the Trump supporter find his sister in the woods? Not bad."
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"Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because he only comes once a year and it's down the chimney."
"So there's this girl named Mary... 1. Mary meets a guy named Joseph 2. Mary ends up pregnant 3. ??? 4. Prophet"
"Romantic first date idea: get too nervous beforehand and drive your car into a river"
"LinkedIn is a terrible dating site"
"Why do teenage girls always hang out in odd numbers? Because they can't even."
"What do you call a Cult that is hard to get into? Difficult"
"Q: How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum."
"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea? I wouldn't pay 40 bucks to have a garbanzo bean on my face."
"Whom the gods would destroy, they first give the WORST leg cramp and you can't even get up fast because the cat is on you."