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Joke of the Day

"I have no problem admitting that you made a mistake."

"The creator of anagrams died... May he ""erect a penis"""

"So i just started a coffee shop in baghdad... ...and business is BOOMING!!"

"How did the love seat get pregnant? Because the couch didn't pull out."

"Why can't women be botanists? Because they'll break the glass ceiling."

"What part of the house does a ghost not use? The living room"

"Why can't you run through a campsite? Because you ran when it's past tents."

"A black family wins a free cruise 'Oh hell no. We ain't falling for that again'"

"My dad died five years ago but I still see him everywhere I look. Makes me wish I hadn't dismembered him."

"I was shopping with my wife the other day and saw a TV on sale for $20... It said that the volume was stuck on full. I looked at my wife and said ""I can't turn this one down!"""