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Joke of the Day
"How did the love seat get pregnant? Because the couch didn't pull out."
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"How many evolutionists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one but it takes eight million years."
"How did Peter Parker know Mary Jane was cheating on him? He spied her man."
"So two men walked into a bar... The third one ducked."
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"Deactivating your Facebook account is the new black friend."
"i like how at the end of old movies it says the end' so you arent horrorstruck by the thought of a fictional universe persisting unobserved"
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"What's a word that starts with ""u"" and ends with ""w""? Cloning."
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