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Joke of the Day
"How did the love seat get pregnant? Because the couch didn't pull out."
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"The Past, the Present and the Future walk into a bar... It was *tense*."
"Funny how we say ""I drank a *pot* of coffee"" instead of ""I drank fourteen cups of coffee and chased the cat around the hot tub with a sword"""
"What do women and noodles have in common? They both wiggle when you eat them."
"If isis gets bombed They'll be called waswas"
"So a Mexican magician says he could disappear in three seconds. He starts to count....""uno, dos"", and poof, he disappears without a tres."
"You know what they say. Once you go Mac.... you find out your dads dead. RIP Steve Jobs :("
"What did the grape say when the elephant stood on it? Nothing. It just let out a little wine."
"This is by far the most pointless Tweet ever."
"""Wait, it wasn't us? Are you sure?"" - Fox News"